Tuesday, September 02, 2008

the bronx bitch

so it's the bronx bitch's birthday today. for those of you who don't know, the bb is my least favourite/most hated starbucks barista ever. hate her. i won't even get in her line. she's a nasty little piece of work with a weird bronx accent even though she lives/works in toronto.

i'd always assumed she'd been hatched or puked up like that half man thing in one of the poltergeist movies. but no. she was apparently "birthed".

i only found this out because while i was waiting for my usual iced-venti-unsweetened-light-ice-black-tea this afternoon the rest of the staff threw a lei and hat on her and sang happy birthday.

i managed to block out her name so there's no fear of her becoming more personalized in my mind. she is and always will be the bronx bitch.

happy birthday bitch.

2 comments:

cb said...

dude. you MUST find another coffee place. Why must you support Starfucks??

And I would refuse to use the word "venti". I'd just say medium or large or whatever size 'venti' is supposed to mean.

madhouse 6 said...

at least you could post some hot pics of yourself if your not going to post frequently.

woof.