so it's the bronx bitch's birthday today. for those of you who don't know, the bb is my least favourite/most hated starbucks barista ever. hate her. i won't even get in her line. she's a nasty little piece of work with a weird bronx accent even though she lives/works in toronto.
i'd always assumed she'd been hatched or puked up like that half man thing in one of the poltergeist movies. but no. she was apparently "birthed".
i only found this out because while i was waiting for my usual iced-venti-unsweetened-light-ice-black-tea this afternoon the rest of the staff threw a lei and hat on her and sang happy birthday.
i managed to block out her name so there's no fear of her becoming more personalized in my mind. she is and always will be the bronx bitch.
happy birthday bitch.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
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dude. you MUST find another coffee place. Why must you support Starfucks??
And I would refuse to use the word "venti". I'd just say medium or large or whatever size 'venti' is supposed to mean.
at least you could post some hot pics of yourself if your not going to post frequently.
woof.
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